Gene Simmons Now Appearing at 7-Elevens

So this is what it has come to http://www.franksenergy.com/

If you live in Vancouver you can meet Gene Simmons at 3 7-Elevens today. Gene will be there promoting Franks Energy Drink.

There is something not right about the once mighty Demon making appearances at 7-Eleven. I wonder if Gene will be yodeling?